I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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