I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just want nice things and good sex
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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