with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
The air was thick with penises
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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