wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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