Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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