would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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