Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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