i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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