would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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