I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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