For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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