I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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