i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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