I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Your dad touched me again.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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