Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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