Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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