so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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