so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
