I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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