She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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