4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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