My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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