I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
