Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
FUCK WHALES
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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