some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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