"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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