Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
