JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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