Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
that's an acceptable place to lick
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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