Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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