The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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