Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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