Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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