Sry I called you an 8
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
