You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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