Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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