the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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