on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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