butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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