so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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