On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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