quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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