Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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