he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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