Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Your penis caused this!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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