he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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