question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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