I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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