"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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