Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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